Drop the microphone, get out of that bitch - NBC Thursday
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INTERVIEWER: Give me one of your purely satisfying moments.
TINA FEY: The first thing that comes to mind is a more recent one, when Amy Poehler and I were in the airport last week in Toronto and we were getting hassled by this middle-aged businessman who was doing that thing that middle-aged businessmen do, being rude. And then Amy, in the middle of the airport, screamed, “Fuck you, you fuckin’ dick, you fuckin’ rich asshole.” And it was so satisfying—it was immediate release.— GQ Magazine, February 2004 (x)
TINA FEY: We went to Toronto one time on this flight— we were making Mean Girls— and me and Ana Gastayer and Amy Poehler were all on this flight and we got off and this businessman just like, pushed passed Amy and she was just like “Hey, what’s up? You should say you’re sorry.” And he was like, “You should say you’re sorry for being in my way,” being really rude to her. And I saw her little Irish brain snap, and she just like looked up and she took this breath and she was just like— well, yeah. She just unleashed on this guy, and the dude literally ran away. He was like a 50-year old businessman and he ran away.
— Late Night with Conan O’Brien, December 9th, 2005 (x)
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why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
do you mean degrees of FREEDOM
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Jim Rash’s body kind of looks like a swastika
you mean, like a windmill, right?
reminds me of s01e06 “the four disembodied heads… where is the heart? where is the sould?”
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Being Bad At Sex
Is like being a C student at Harvard. Cheer up! Enjoy the opportunity to improve. Do you know how many people would kill to be where you are?
The thing NBC underestimates about its “strategic” move of Community to the “death spot” is that the bulk of the die-hard fans of the show are home on Friday nights anyways.
Hit me right in the gut…
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coolcoolcool.
I LOVE THIS
- 10 yr old: omg i can't wait to be a teenager i'll go out to parties with my friends and wear cool clothes and skip school and drink and play music really loud and get grounded and sneak out and stay up late and go to concerts and have an amazing social life omg i can't wait
- me: spills cereal on cat
Look at my fancy Instagram banquet pic! Egg and cheese sandwich cooked in a used pan served on a used plate. (Taken with instagram)
