My name is John, and I'm a graduated life science major @ UCSD. I'll be your TA for this quarter.

You will be expected to know this on the exam.


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Apr 21, 2014
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hi:

thegreatviino:

canyoudefinethis:

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

NO FUCKING WAY

I NEED THIS FOR 2K!

this is the only type of exercise i would voluntarily do ever

hi:

thegreatviino:

canyoudefinethis:

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

NO FUCKING WAY

I NEED THIS FOR 2K!

this is the only type of exercise i would voluntarily do ever

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Apr 19, 2014
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afearlessthreshold:

I don’t even remember where I found this gif, but it’s fucking hilarious

afearlessthreshold:

I don’t even remember where I found this gif, but it’s fucking hilarious

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Apr 10, 2014
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theclearlydope:

Hey guys, prom is right around the corner. Make it memorable.

theclearlydope:

Hey guys, prom is right around the corner. Make it memorable.

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Apr 8, 2014
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Apr 4, 2014
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thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

sulfuring:

how to write poetry like a white person

  • cigarettes
  • the taste of you
  • drowning
  • save me
  • no wait save yourself
  • cigarettes
  • !!

make sure to left align and god forbid touch a capital letter

“but..skinny shaggy boy, cigarettes kill you!” “well skinny sad girl…thats the point”

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Mar 21, 2014
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http://youtu.be/v2un4zZMdkg »

lissalo:

This is my ex…person that I kinda sorta definitely dated for a long time but I don’t know what to call him. My ex-John (center207) Anyway he’s a very talented and funny person whose antics I still thoroughly enjoy so watch this nsfw video he made. And uhhh yeah don’t judge me too hard.

Lissalo is the best a man can get. This is me reblogging her reblogging me. I know I ain’t treat her right but she’s my ex-Alissa - a class act and a class all her own.


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Mar 12, 2014
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Mar 7, 2014
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whiskeysoulsofroute58:

nathantrumpet:

OH…….MY……..GOD……..

Boner.

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Mar 4, 2014
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Feb 27, 2014
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chunkysalsa1009:

tyleroakley:

Potatoes, though… image

They’re like the best.

Poor potato gif, innocently dancing as his whole family lies slaughtered above him.

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Feb 16, 2014
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That’s why starcraft is incredible as a game. It is a game that requires as much mental strength as a chess grand master paired with the dexterity of a musician. That means that if you lose, it’s not because the russian judge was feeling angry today, it’s not becuase there’s a subjective rating system. You lost ONLY because you did something wrong and he had superior mental strength. But that also means that when you win, it’s not because you got some cheap opporutunity, it’s not because your mommy and daddy had a lot of money and paid for you to do it, it’s not becuase you had the right connections or were cheating… It’s YOUR fault that you got that good at something that hard.

Day 9 (via bananatrongo)

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Feb 9, 2014
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eatingisfab:

look whos dating food on valentines

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Feb 7, 2014
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Feb 7, 2014
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twatswag:

i have to be funny because being hot is not an option

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Feb 7, 2014
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coconut-coffee:

my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs

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